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Considering that I'm fucking Kevin on a daily basis, he bought me sapphires, and his car has absolutely no Taco Bell wrappers on the floor, I think it's time to kick RJ to the curb.
But why just dump someone when you can rip off their dick and use it as a puppet at the You Suck Playhouse? RJ's deal on my birthday deserves the biggest Fuck You I can create. I mean, this isn't like when I dumped Howie for Jamie back in eighth grade - Howie wasn't bad, he just wasn't a popular high schooler. But RJ? RJ's been jerking me around, and now it's time to pop his balls like bubblewrap.
But how. I need to marinate on this for a few days.
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